Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Hungry for Brigitte Quotes

"Kings knew how to live."--Éva

"I'm Brigitte. I like volleyball and food."

"I can give you a whole number that is a fraction: 4/2. Magic!"-my math teacher

"This is one reason again why Hungarian people are so depressed." --Éva

"Nobody wants to be Dick anymore"--my history teacher

"Mom they have credit cards in Hungary."--me

"I think this may be my last pageant. I'd rather be eating worms." --Toddlers and Tiaras

"If you want to be a killer, just do it."--Éva

"Oh, I'm a business woman and I'm stylish and cute, and oh by the way I have cleavage!"--What Not to Wear

"Where do you draw the line between historical significance and hoarding?"--me

"...it's not the obvious "ugh i'm puking and fainting" kind of sickness. it's just the classic uni-style "i put off my exhaustion and various symptoms so long that the stress and surrounding factors have caused it to explode in my face and i don't want to admit it" sickness.

That is PRECISELY what it is. Can we call that UNI-itis? Chronic UNI-itis?"--Me and my mother respectively


BONUS FUN: Having a discussion with Hungarian friends, one girl confused the word "homophobia" with the word "hypochondriac"


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