Hungry for Brigitte Quotes?

Hey! At Uni we collected quotes to publish in our senior yearbooks to either inspire or embarrass our classmates. To no ones' surprise I appeared in a few sections (read as: Brigitte has no filter and says a lot of stupid stuff)

Anyway, I think I'm a hoot, and I would hate to think anyone would miss out on awkward out of context commentary for a year, so I've decided to start a "column" of odd things that I hear/think/say here in Hungary!

And now...the first installment of 'Hungry for Brigitte Quotes,' which are all from my Hungarian lesson notes *cue fanfare*

" Hogy vagy?

Brigitte vagyok."

"I take comfort in the fact that xylophone is still the only word anyone can think of beginning with x"

"Let's play a game; is that dirt or ants"

"Why did you have to bring incest into this"

"A picture'a worth a thousand words and stupid can't be all of them."

Bonus fun (if you're brave): ask me about my theory of ambient hotness or the cups that 'was not empty'

Thanks everyone, hugs and kisses!